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Let’s Say I Break Into Your House

A woman wrote the best ‘Letter to the Editor’ in ages!! She cuts to the quick and explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her letter said:

Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that parliament is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that  Canada might actually want to protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let’s say I break into your house. Then, when you discover me in your  house, you insist that I leave. But I say, ‘I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the laundry and swept the floors; I’ve  done all the things you don’t like to do. I’m hard-working and honest  (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family’s insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work)  because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in  part.

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my illegal right to be there. It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself. I’m hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know. And what a deal it is for me!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me!  English is too hard for me to learn. You should also allow me to vote – in my own language, since I live in your house!

Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is?  Only in Canada!

PSALM 2009 – FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

PSALM 2009 – FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

McGuinty is the shepherd I did not want.

McGuinty is the shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the still factories.

He restoreth my faith in the Conservative party..

He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,

I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my income with taxes, .,.,,HST being the latest

My expenses runneth over.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,

And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

I am glad I am Canadian

I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I was a dog…

And McGuinty was a tree.

Amen.